Monday, February 08, 2010

FedEx has gone to the Birds...

Wow...I feel so honoured that FedEx would want to give me 600,000 pounds of starlings. That must equate to just about the entire population of the birds and I can hold the world to ransom for them...

In the words of Cartman (he of South Park fame), "Goddammit, these scammers are so thick and just piss me off!! Kiss my ass, assholes!!"

DATE: 07th Feb., 2010. FedEx Delivery Service. We awaiting your urgent respond to enable us confirmed your shipping address and make shipment of your registered package. Content; Bank Draft of £600,000 GBP (Six Hundred Thousand Pounds Starlings). Reg .Number: P-01-402761625 /Reg Date: 06/02/2010. The Package was registered by your friend currently undergoing survey project with Construction Company in West Africa, Nigeria as valentine Gift. We are sending you this email because the package was registered on a Special Order and is mean to be deliver TWO working days. All we require you to do now is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of the package to your residential address. For your information, Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your colleague. The only payment you are to make is £210 GBP to the FedEx Delivery Department for Customs delivery clarification Form. Please contact the delivery department with the details given below: Contact Person: Mr. Richard Raynor Confirmation Email: www.fedexdelivery@live.com Tel: +2348071208793. Kindly complete the below form. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address for clarification. FULL NAMES: TELEPHONE: POSTAL ADDRESS: Zip/Postal code: CITY: STATE: COUNTRY: NOTE: As soon as your detail is received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure for Customs. After your payment, the attach Delivery Tracking Number would be send to you and we shall dispatch your package immediately. Ensure to fill the above form and make your payment to enhance urgent service. Yours faithfully, Mrs. .Mary Maxwell © Federal Express Corporation All rights reserved. © 1996-2010 FedEx.

10 comments:

Fishman said...

Just gotta love it!

Bruthafromanothamutha said...

You could bake a pie - oh that was blackbirds - ah well never mind

Anonymous said...

Ho ho ho ho hahahahaha...!

I also get heaps of that spam ...have you ever had one from Mrs Graciousness Kelly before..?
Like the man says, '"Goddammit, these scammers are so thick and just piss me off!!"

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

What's wrong with all of you? Here you are, the possible recipients of what is in essence a fucking lot of money, and all you can do is complain. Eish, if only.... Oh well, Powerball here we come!

Salagatle!

A 2 Z said...

Maybe they should get into "Tweeting"....

Divemaster GranDad said...

Anne-marie...for a comment like that, you should be tarred and feathered... hahaha...

A 2 Z said...

Dont get kinky with me..... BTW I saw in the news that today was a special day in SA! So Happy Saint Nelson Mandela Freedom Day!

Divemaster GranDad said...

Kinky...you ain't seen nothing yet. Do you know what I can do with a single feather? LOL...

And yes, it's a real special day....they've discovered that Zuma now has two more illegitimate children...

A 2 Z said...

Two only? I hope they keep looking !
Look what I found in my hotmail today:

Dear Email Owner,
Your email address online,has been awarded the BMW grand price award.
You have therefore been authorised to the sum of 2 Million pounds
and a brand new BMW 2009 X6.You are to contact the BMW registered
agent via email for further process of claiming your award
Email:rjacobs03@live.com
Sincerely,
Mrs Miller Catherine

Bruthafromanothamutha said...

A2Z I'd complain - tell them you want the 2010 model no the 2009!