Wednesday, March 03, 2010

ALERT THE FUCKIN MEDIA!!!!!!!!

YEAH MAN!!!!

I'M TYPING THIS POSTING OUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW THE WORLD JUST HOW FUCKIN EXCITED I AM RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.

I JUST GOT THE FOLLOWING EMAIL IN FROM THE LAWYER OF THE GUY WHO'S BUYING OUR HOUSE IN JOBURG. SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW THAT WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SELL THIS HOUSE SINCE WE MOVED TO THE CAPE 16 MONTHS AGO, AND HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED ON THREE PREVIOUS OCCASIONS WITH OFFERS FALLING THROUGH.

"We confirm that the sum of RXXXXXX was paid into our trust account by the purchaser in lieu of the bank guarantee. As such, all the terms of the agreement of sale has been complied with and we are ready to proceed herein. We are requesting S A Homeloans to provide us with discharge figures for the existing mortgage bond."

RIGHT NOW I'M SO HAPPY I COULD GO OUT AND GRAB THE FIRST BOTTLE OF CAPTAIN MORGAN I CAN GET MY HANDS ON AND DOWN THE ENTIRE CONTENTS AND TO HELL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.

YEEEEEE FUCKIN HAAAAAAAAA.....

8 comments:

Bruthafromanothamutha said...

Absolutely fucking marvellous news - congratulations to you both and I wish I could find some Cap'n here and join you!

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

Great stuff. So, now u r homeless. Watch out for the Safrican solution.
Let the Hungry eat the homeless.....

Have fun!
Salagatle!

Fishman said...

Now that sounds like a good reason to have a celebration in the Transkei!

A 2 Z said...

Congrats! I guess this means you will be able to buy your own house in CT now.

Bruthafromanothamutha said...

so did you drop off the face of the earth or what??

A 2 Z said...

That most have been a really big bottle of Captain Morgan Brutha....He does have another blog. We should perhaps go look for him there or he is just busy finishing off the deal!

Arjan said...

So we wil go house hunting when we're in Capetown this summer?

Great news, glad it finally came together.

Divemaster GranDad said...

Brutha....still around, just spend too much time on computers to post anything new recently...

Wreckless...homeless, no, bondless, almost...hahaha...

A2Z...was a big bottle of Brampton's Sauvignon Blanc instead, shared with SWMSBO (she who maybe shall be obeyed)...

Fishman...I'm getting resistance on the Transkei trip. Hopefully the Kgalagadi trip will force her to tell me to take some time off and go fishing with the lads...

Arjan...there'll be too much for you guys to do instead of house-hunting, but we'll do some pub hunting instead...