Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Tttthhhhhaaaannnnkkksssss Mmmaaaxxxxx......
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
Great joke, bro...
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Nice 1!
As opposed to the young blonde who walked into the doctors rooms.
"What's the problem Lady?"
"Well doc, it's like this. We was playing around, and one thing led to another, and this dildo slipped all the way in!"
"Oh, so would you like me to remove it for you?"
"Oh no Doctor, could you just replace the batteries please?"
Salagatle
Steven we encountered each other through Wreckless`s blog on which I had posted a comment or two.Having had gone through your comments on my blog and opinions I felt that I should return the honour in an attempt to set the record straight.
I also waded through your blog to try and establish what type of person you are.
I`m not your regular darky who is preoccupied with the ills of the past regime.My preoccupation is with the here and now...with how I can add to my hard-earned achievements and to enjoy the finer things in life such as your Captain Morgan and Coke which is coincidentally a drink which I enjoy from time time.
May I also hasten to add that I am not far left...I have actually been on a number of occasions been labelled right-wing by young turks who would want to install a socialist order in this country and equitably distribute the wealth of the country to all its citizens.
This would obviously include the house you have been doing alterations to.
I was left-wing when I was still an angry young man at college and thought I could turn this world into an Utopia overnight.
In my naivete, borne of my bantu education,I had all along been thinking that my writings were fairly constructive...that is until you pointed the contrary to me.I am however prepared to learn from those like who know better.
Mo-Afrika, brother... I don't claim to know any better than anyone else, I just put another point of view forward.
I'm glad to hear you're not the "typical darkie" harping on about the past, but actually want to make a difference. It's quite refreshing to hear someone say that. Your current blog postings led me to believe, perhaps wrongly, that you had a chip on your shoulder and were going to use this forum to air it, hence my comment about your current postings. If one had to look at the origins of blogging, the term itself comes from the shortened version of "web log" and was intended as an online diary of sorts. Sadly, however, some use it for other purposes. Mine, as you will see, is a mixture of commentary and diary.
Incidentally, if anyone had to come and try to "equitably distribute" my home, they'd find it burned to the ground...I've worked hard for what I have and no-one will take it away without a fight...
Perhaps we can get together one day for one of those Cap'n'n'Cokes we both enjoy so dearly. In the meantime, welcome to the blog world...
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