Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Who said Huntley was daft?

Recently, a South African citizen applied for political asylum in Canada, citing unrest and uncertainty in the country (well, hellloooooo asshole, it's Africa, uncertainty capital of the fuckin' world).

I believe, however, that I have found the real reason for his fleeing the country...


Fuck me...is that scary or what? Huntley, dude, I don't blame you for running away from that. Actually, you're an asshole. You should have put her out of her misery first, then fucked off to Canada and applied for asylum.

I'm just surprised it took him that long to wake up and discover what he was sleeping next to. She looks like a cross between a sumo wrestler and a circus-act tattoo lady. All that's missing is the wispy beard, but then maybe she shaves every day like the rest of the menfolk around her...

4 comments:

A 2 Z said...

Ouch!

Fishman said...

You sure Cananada is far enough? I would have head for Siberia!

A 2 Z said...

Looks like our Mr. Huntley tried the old trick: marry anything to enable him to stay in Canada. Miss MĂ©lanie CrĂȘte is an aboriginal (native Indian) or in her case is a Metis. Long time ago when Canada was being invaded by the Europeans 2 things happened: the British killed everything and everybody but the French took a liking to native Indian women. Many married them so now we have many Indians that have French names. Life in Canada is generally hard for aboriginals. They live in poverty. Metis have an even more difficult life because they are not considered pure bloods by the rest. They do not receive any benefits or privileges by the gov. Sadly a lot of Metis women end up with drinking problems or end up as prostitutes. They end up looking like native Indians but with a pale complexion. They have low self esteem and harm themselves by excessive tatoos, etc. Our Mr Huntley must have ended up in a seedy part of town to meet her then marry her under false pretenses. In this case I have to say I feel sorry for her (she is after all someone's daughter and might not satisfy some men's beauty standards) and this will not help Mr. Huntley or the plight of white South Africans.

I personally think that white Saffers should be given a chance to enter Canada easily. From my experience if you make a decent living in SA then you can afford to buy safer homes with fancy alarm systems with high walls with electric fences with bars on their windows, etc. You have to be equipped to the teeth to feel safe and sleep at night. Seniors, farmers and the poor are more at risk and become victims of very violent crimes. Canada should give priority to anyone who feels victimized by racism and crime.

Sielispeeer said...

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