Carl Niehaus is the ex-spokesperson for the ANC, currently facing possible fraud charges, and eviction from his "townhouse" (looks more like a fuckin' mansion to me) for failing to pay the rent. On top of it all, the sheriff's guys arrived to attach some of his furniture for non-payment only to find that it is all part of the furnished, rented, townhouse...
This article was written by Brandon Faber, on News24, a local news report website...
17/02/2009 10:31 - (SA) Brandon Faber
I don't see why everyone is so shocked at the revelation that Carl "The cheque's in the mail" Niehaus is a less than honest man, habitual liar, fraudster. Surely that's a prerequisite for being the spokesperson for the gang of thieves and scallywags ruling the land?
I can imagine his job interview going something like this. "So, Carl, you're a pathological liar/general lowlife and talk more nonsense than Manto could on a good day. You don't have a doctorate as you said, you're dishonorable, despicable and deplorable in every sense of the word... we bet you'd steal candy from a baby."
"YOU ARE PERFECT for the job my boy! Welcome to the club comrade - here's a government credit card. Spend it wisely." (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).
I mean really people. The ANC haven't a clue what it means to keep their fingers out of everyone's and anyone's cookie jar. There is a big difference between being a liberation movement and governing a country effectively and, sadly for us all, this troop of circus freaks just don't have a clue.
We may as well complete the picture and populate parliament with some ponies, dogs, elephants (real ones) - and about a hundred barrels of hay. Manto can be the opening act with her "magic beetroot and garlic" trick. "The Great" Toni Yengeni can be our resident illusionist (now you see me, now you don't) and Jacob "I'm not a crook" Zuma will be our cannonball guy... Finally a chance to fly high.
Young Julius will, of course, delight the crowds with his water-squirting flower, oversized shoes and moegoe behaviour while Jackie Selebi and Co will handle the knife throwing part of the entertainment. Snacks will be provided by a company affiliated to the wife of suspended SAA chief, Khaya Ngqula, and, for those seeking a more mind-altering experience, the SAA cabin crew kiosk near the back is not to be missed.
It's not all fun and games however ladies and gentlemen. The ruling roosters of South Africa realise the importance of education so every person attending will receive government-endorsed copies of "Embezzlement for dummies", "The beginner's guide to cronyism" and "How to ask for your day in court but do everything within your power (and the taxpayer's budget) to avoid it."
Tickets go on sale next week and can be bought from the friend of a cousin, of a KwaZulu-Natal business man that also happens to be a Jacob Zuma supporter. All you need to do to guarantee your seats to the best show in town is send an e-mail to southafricanmamparra@gmail.com - with your bank account details, ID number, scanned copy of your signature, mother's maiden name, copy of your passport and finger prints - as well as your physical address and the times when nobody will be home - and your tickets will be rushed to you ASAP.
Not only that, but, if you buy now* - we'll throw in a free copy of "Talking kak my way" - by Carl Niehaus.
*Offer valid while stocks last.
Just WHEN and HOW LONG is it going to take for this fuckin' population to wake up and smell the coffee/roses/fraudsters? How much more is the ANC and its gravy-train robbers going to steal from the country before the population decides it's had enough? The mind doesn't boggle...because there are no brains in the sector of this population that votes for these arseholes...
2 comments:
Tx Bro. Briliant!!! My initial thoughts when the news broke was "SO? That just shows he's qualified for the job!" And, he has learned well from his masters. What would you expect from an Afrikaans boy who turned his back on his people? The dude's a fucking moron!!!! I like the fact that the DA has now laid charges, want to see the buggers squirm their way out of this one. As for the voting masses, they still scared of another change - better the devil you know...... It's still a long way from changing the power base, unfortunately, and as we have seen in other African countries, they would rather suffer under their own people, than prosper under intelligent rule. Shame.
Salagatle!
Well as we know, nothing will happen to him. He will never end up in jail for the money he stole. In a couple of years he will have another well paying gov job again. That is how these idiots work. The more money they can get the better! Screw the rest of the tax paying nation.
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