1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories.
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin day date.
13. You've been at a weddin and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has Calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae tell it tae yer pals.
19. Finally, yer 100% Scot if ye huv ever said/heerd these wurds:
- how's it hingin
- clatty
- boggin
- cludgie
- pished
- get it reet up ye
- wee beasties
- erse bandit
- amurny
- awa an bile yer heid
- peely-wally
- humphey backit
- ba'-heid
- baw bag
- dubble nugget
- getifuyabassa
- awa tae fuck ya wee scunner
And finally, a joke......
A wee Glesgae wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'
3 comments:
very cool post there...
What!!!!!! Can you please repeat that in english?
Ahm pure laffin' ma heid oaf at borntofish! Whit a shanner it is fur um cause he cannae unnerstan' whit ye've pit oan yer post!
Mibbes ah should send oor a coapy o an Irvine Welsh book fur um tae read! Then he kin hae a wee go at learnin the lingo!
Onywise, ahm gontae beat it the noo fur ahm gonnae git oan wi my hoosework. Ah cannae be dain wae a hoose whits mingin' an onywise ah need tae git if feenished so's ah kin git tae ma kip a bit earlier an aw cause ahm up fur ma graft at 5 the morra mornin' an it's awready hawf nine noo.
Cheery bye the noo Stevie boy ya radge.
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